Have you read my number one seller?
There will be a test.
-God
Do you have any idea where you are going?
-God
Big Theory?
You've got to be kidding.
-God
Don't make me come down there.
-God
Loved the wedding.
Invite me to the marriage.
-God
We need to talk.
-God
You think it's hot here?
-God
Keep using my name in vain
Ill make rush hour longer.
-God

My personal favorite that scares me when I read it:
Will the road you are on
get you to my place?
-God
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